Why Me?????

KhristiA: okay girl. i had this alligator sized praying mantis sitting on my back supposedly the entire 20 minutes i was home at first. chloe saw it and i screamed. dad killed it. i just got over it.

Tosha: LOL WHAT!!

KhristiA: Oh My Golly. I thought i was going to die. chloe thought it was a leaf. then she saw it move and was like, "khristi! something’s on your back!"

KhristiA: i shook it off and all i saw was this long green thing on the floor. then i ran all over the house screaming. i took of my bra and all my clothes and stood there shaking

KhristiA: mom was like, "khristi this is ridiculous. put your bra back on walking round here naked"

Tosha: Lmao!! i'm mad you were naked!!!

KhristiA: i have since changed clothes. chloe brought me a fresh batch as i stood in my panties in mom's room

KhristiA: everything's okay

Tosha: you are too much!!

KhristiA: sad but true

KhristiA: okay about the 10 tickets

KhristiA: well lemme rephrase that....WONDERFUL about the 10 tickets

Tosha: thanks. never a dull moment w/you, i see

KhristiA: i should blog this

KhristiA: why me tosh??? why was there a praying mantis on ME? not a beetle. not a fly.
whaaat? is this louisiana?

KhristiA: i just don't understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tosha: you should definately blog that! word for word!

KhristiA: maybe i'll just blog our i.m. convo

Tosha: lol. i'm watchin hitch and he just kicked the girl in the head! this movie is hilarious

KhristiA: i didn't see it. i've been meaning to

Tosha: so, aside from your near death experience tonight(of a heart attack, of course), are you enjoyng being home?

KhristiA: well yes. it's only been 1/2 hour since i've come down. i enjoy...i appreciate the change of environment.

KhristiA: when i'm at my aptmt or school i feel obligated to do work...like i have to do it...here i'm automatically like, "i guess i'll take a bath in the morning"

Tosha: maybe you feel more relaxed there

KhristiA: yeah. a mental thing. i don't feel like i have to do anything here but nothing. which is why i never come home to try to get any work accomplished

Tosha: yeah i imagine there'd be all kinds of distractions there. like large bugs....

KhristiA: that's funny huh?

Tosha: just a little bit. i'll wait to read the blog for the real laugh

KhristiA: uh huh

The Results of My Stress Test

I just took a stress test.

Check here if you've experienced any of these in the last 6 months.

Increased Work Responsibilities Check
Death of a Close Friend. Check
New Physical Ailment Check (hurt my back)
Move within the same city Check
Problems with Relatives Check
Ending School Check
Loss of Income Check

I failed.

Should I be concerned??