Countdown to Graduation: 3 Days to Go!

Dear Former and Soon to be Bridesmaids,
You are invited to the first annual (well not really annual, -first- by itself sounds boring) TOO SINGLE CREW BRIDESMAIDS PARTY. (For those of you who do not know who the Too Single Crew is, we are made up of Khristi, Kim, Jessie and Ashlee plus 3 more people who none of you know.) Have you been a bridesmaid one too many times? Ever been on the blunt end of somebody else's bridezilla? Have you walked down one too many aisles watching somebody else's man standing at the altar? Then this is the party for you. The only requirement is that you wear a bridesmaid dress either previously worn- or for those of you lucky summer bridesmaids- one sitting in your closet waiting to get its $120's worth for the few hours that you'll wear it. Now, you don't have to get hair and makeup done unless you choose to do so. You can come normal- it's all about the dress. You can even come in your sneakers, although, the satin pink shoes you brought that your bride said you could wear more than once but you couldn't find anything to match it, would be well worth wearing the second time around. (Now bridesmaids remember, this is a celebration. This isn't the ex-wives club as many of you are happily involved.) There will be wine and horderves, maybe some little goodies and a movie! Now one of you has already inquired if you could bring a date- the answer is No. (-: Please RSVP by Sunday, May 11th. Thank you kindly!