The Panty Tales

Fearing that I may be the world’s only 24-year-old wearing cotton underwear too big for my bottom, Latosha and my very own mother are on a mission to change my “What’s the big deal?” attitude about underwear. Tosha, who is determined to throw away every piece of underwear in my drawer has made it her duty to give me undie pep talks every so often convincing me that red lace underneath my jeans will make me feel more of a woman than hot pink bloomer cotton. Mommy, who fears that this is all her fault, keeps me in mind every time she takes a trip to the mall and has picked up all sorts of interesting pieces, ranging anywhere from silk green polka dots to beige lace. Feeling awkward, every so often I take them out of the bag to look at them just to put them back in as they wait to make it to the “underwear drawer”.

When oh when will I try them out? And who oh who will witness their splendor? Should I show them to my boyfriend? Will that make me a sinner? Help me!

Will Khristi ever take her new panties out of the bag?
Will she ever try them on?
Will she ever be satisfied with only her opinion?
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The Panty Tales