The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Perfection

What woman can say no to a 6 foot 4, 250 pound hunk of steel? Literally. And a gifted one too. He can see through just about anything. He’s a great listener in the fact that he hears what’s going on all over the world. Oh and not to mention, he flies too traveling at the speed of light. He’s gorgeous and every woman in the world vies for the opportunity to be his damsel in distress. Save meeeeeeeee! But as a serial monogamist, he vows his love for only one and stays faithful to just the mere hope of what is a non-existent relationship. But he wins every battle yet still makes it just in time to save her in her time of need. He’s more than words, but he’s a man of action. Making the headline news daily, his pictures are male model flawless. His moderate temperament keeps him calm and collective. His confidence is sexy and it’s superior given the fact that he doesn’t die unless he’s scourged in kryptonite which is the least likely thing to be found at the grocery store. He is always there. He is always willing.
He…is…perfection. He…is…superman. He…is…not real.

2 Comments:

  • hunk of steel I will past on that I like huggable the kind that you are afraid to you hug in public because you don't want him to have to scrape you off the ground. See through everything now that is too much Marlyn Monroe said sex appeal is 90 percent what people think you have and 10 percent what you have so i like to maintain some mystique. Hears everything all over the world annoying poor baby will get a head-ache ( but I could help him with that).
    Moderate temperament well I can heat that up to a nice boil sometimes. Now fidelity to the hope of a non existent relationship is that the definition of faith the evidence of things not seen.
    Sounds like a Christian. Could you tell superman I can meet him at any grocery store I will be the one in the cat suit with or without the whip( and we can take turns screaming help-after marriage).

    By Blogger petra, at 8:34 PM  

  • THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Blogger Khristi Lauren, at 9:35 PM  

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